I’m sitting here at work freezing my toes off and beggin to be put out of my misery. It’s cold and quiet. This equals sleep. oh and did I mention that it’s raining outside and it’s perfect sleeping weather? Good. Stuff *sarcasm abounds*
~ I saw a rooster on the way to work. I’m cruzin down the street, through the semi ghetto and somethin red catches my eye. It’s an all black rooster with a red head thingy. But that’s not as bad as the time a whole flock of chickens ran through my back yard.
~ I was sittin here surfin the net and slackin off and unbeknownst (sp?) to me, my boss walked past my cubicle. I perked up when I heard her “unique” laugh. I decided to put on a show for the bossmanwoman. So I wheeled my cart on out into the stacks and started shelving. And as luck would have it she was out in the stacks with another of my coworkers sooo I got to show her that I do work, just not often!
~ Speaking of the other coworker. From jump, I always thought he was gay. Everything about this man screams “I’m gay, worship me” from his walk, talk and his never ending popcorn for lunch diet. Then a couple of weeks ago I learned he had a wife. Learn something new erryday. I would like to write her a letter:
Dear Dumb as a Rock,
I know this may come as a shock but most women as born with what I like to call “gaydar”. This is a highly efficient detection system that yeilds a 98% return. Scientist have yet to discover why some females are born without but that’s neither here nor there. What I’m trying to say to you is : yo husband gay! he prefers men…he dresses better than you and covets your stilettos.
I advise you to remove yourself from this situation immediately. Please don’t live like Terry McMillan…she was just blind and stoopid. The dude ooozed gayness. Please get out now.
Your gaydar having associate,
Serenity
~ I have a 3pg double spaced paper due on Dec 1st. I have the opportunity to finish it before thanksgiving break and yet I’m being lazy. Go figure!
~ I just yawned and almost popped something in my neck. That was scary.
~ I was surfin blogs and one person put of up a photo of her and her beau and it reminded me of one of my boyfriends boyfriend from high school. They really shouldn’t leave kids unattended on the band hall *smiling devilishly* He was a good kisser, I miss that. I hope kissin is like riding a bike cause this girl here is out of practice.
~I believe this is all I have to say today.
Serenity
