I’ve got 7min left at work and I’mma try to do this quick.
~ I went to a house blessing aka “please give me presents” last weekend. My cousin has this lady S cook at all her functions. I ain’t go lie, S can throw down! I ain’t neva had salmon so good. But anyway, S turns a lil crazy once she’s had a lil of the drank especially hennessy. Well, long story short. I was sitting in between my two cuz’s chattin and our other cousin A sicks S on us cause we aren’t socializing. Well, S zeros in on me and she says “see that one right there, I bet you a freak! Freakazoid!”. I was hurt for about a millisecond and then remembered her friends Hennessy and Apple Martini.
~ I was also 2hrs late to this shindig…I know that’ s beyond CP time. But anyway, come to find out, all the single brothas were actually on time and had left before moi got there. I was cute too! Durnit! Anyway, our lovely hostess had not hipped us…meaning me and my cousins…to this tidbit of info so we were futilly (sp?) lookin for the singleness all night and kept getting disappointed *I have the one glance ring detecting down pat…ya betta ask somebody!*. There was this one brotha with the dreds *shivers* they were neat and nice and long and he had a good build and nice complexion AND he looked at me but he was there with some other chick *sigh* Oh well!
Ok, I’m home now..continuing….
~ Ya’ll I just realized I’m not that comfortable with mingling and whatnot. I got to the aforementioned party and there were ALOT of people in my cousin’s house. I knew maybe 3 people out of the ohhhhhhhh 40+ bodies flowing throught the house. I just couldn’t do it. So I called my cousin repeatedly cause she was on her way and I finally found a seat in a nice lil corner. Ahhhhh my kind of spot. I grabbed some fruit *dropping some grapes that went rolling everywhere…I acted as if nothing happened…just smoooooooooth with it ain’t I* sat down and awaited my cousin and ‘nem’s arrival. All was good after some fam that I knew showed up.
~ We recently had a thunderstorm. No biggie, except my dog goes absolutely CRAZY when it’s storming. The only way we can get her to calm da heck down is to put her out in it. I think it’s a whole “I’m scared cause I can’t see it thing” *lawd help* But we may have found an alternative. I was in some good sleep that night and the dog woke me up with her loud barking at about midnight. I put in my earplugs…didn’t help. I was about to kick her out but was hesitant cause of the attack last week. But my sleep is valuable and I be durned if I miss a wink! My momma saved her ya’ll…she saved the dog cause just as my mom called *yes at midnight to let me know she was stayin at the fiances* I was finna put on my shoes and kick her out! Instead, my mom suggested I put on a cd we have called Peace of Mind *or somethin corny like that* That.mess.worked. She calmed down after like 10min of the soothing sounds. Lawd hab mercy we done done music therapy on tha durn dog. We’ve sunken to a new level.
~ Monday morning my accounting class didn’t meet and if I don’t go to accounting, I’m shole not going to Soci. Unfortunately my body woke me up at 9am soooooooo I decided that I’d exercise. Ya’ll, I haven’t exercised in awhile. I liketa have died monday mornin on the treadmill. Lawd. I walked 4min, jogged 2min, for an excruciating 25min and then plopped myself down on the floor and did some *gasp* crunches! Lawd. Actually, sarcasm aside, I felt rather good for the rest of the day. Although Ididn’t get my exercise on this mornin, I’m finna hit it again this afternoon. 
~ Ok, finally. Last night/This mornin. My auntie calls me to babysit her youngins *ones 13 and the other is 10* The first plan was for me to leave monday afternoon and pick them up from school and keep them overnight and take ‘em back to school. That plan was 86. Sooo what happened was that my aunt didn’t leave when expected so I went there after finishin some stuff up at home. Got there bout 7:30. Ok, so my aunt leaves now….nope. She says she’s gonna take a nap and leave early in the mornin. Cool, I do what I got to do and go to bed since the kids have to be at school by 8am, meaning I gotta return to the land of the living by at least 6:45am. So imagine my frightenedness *made up word I bet * somebody busts through the door like a bat out of hell and into the bathroom to take a shower. Um, please do not wake me with loud sounds and sudden movements…thanks and have a nice day. Did I mention that it was all of 5am and as stated in previous sentence I wasn’t expecting to be awake til 6:45am. My cell was set and errythang. So I doze in and out of conciousness all the while my aunt is shouting for the kids to wake up. Clearly. I.got.no.sleep. On top of that I woke up lookin a hot mess cause I left my satin cap at home. Hmph! But the upswing is that I got to work early and was able to leave early.
I’m going to sleep now. Thanks and have a nice day.
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