ummm they lie.
3:47pm
*sigh…whooooosahhhhhh* So I get home round 1:30pm and I see my dog is real sad and half wet. Then the neighbor heads over and tells me my dog has been attacked AGAIN. He said he was tryin to get Princess to come over to his garage but she wouldn’t go. Here’s what he said happened “I heard what sounded like an alarm so I came outside. I looked across the street and saw her laying in the driveway and the two dogs running away.”
So it begins.
I call my mom, we get animal control on the phone. We have our neighbors call too so that maybe something will be done. My mom gets ahold of the police department and they eventually send someone out.
So the 5-0 gets here just as I’m bringing in the dogs things. He basically tells me (while taking breaks to stare at my chest) that animal control handles all complaints and reports on dogs and things like that. He was like “it’s just like you calling for a homicide and no humans are dead, just your dog.” Thinking to myself *not shit sherlock* I was like “not even leash laws???” *all while my hand was in my back pocket causing the girls to poke out further* That tactic didn’t work! Oh well. I thank him for his time and 5-0 pulls off.
Next 15min or so I spend riding down the street lookin for the brown dog so I can take pics of it out and about. I never see the brown dog but I take pics of the German shepard and the broke down fence. *sigh* So I come back and get a call from animal control that the man is on the way and that I should step outside cause mailboxes aren’t numbered.*red flag number one* So I step outside and no sign of animal control. Then they call back and they were at the other *insert name of my street* in a whole nother county.
So I spot a brotha walkin down the street and I warn him bout the loose dog. He was like oh I know that dog. He live next door to me. I’m the house with the German Shepard. Thinking to myself *yo dog is not exempt homie* He was like “yeah, she don’t know how to take care of that dog. She doesn’t feed it.” I was like “aight thanks.” *yes I gets gangsta when need be* So I get back in my car to try and find the brown dog for some pics. I spot him at the end of the street and as I’m riding back to my house, he follows.
So I park and get some pics of him across the street. At the same time, my neighbor is letting his dog out to do its business *it’s so cute!* I see the brown dog heading over to the neighbors house. I give him heads up and then the dog is kinda close so I get back in the car and drive across and block the dogs path with my car. I chatted with the neighbor awhile and while doing that, we notice the dog start running for home. Apparently it got called b/c there wasn’t any other reason for it to start off like that b/c we weren’t even close enough to frighten it.
So *I know..enough with the so’s* animal control finally shows up at our house. He gets out and asks what the problem is..I tell him. He asks where I kept the dog. I told him “hooked up here out front.” He said we were technically in violation cause we needed to have a fenced in yard. Blah blah blah. So he comes in and looks at the dog *not touch…he didn’t wanna break a nail* Then I ask “what can we do?” He was like “well, you can order a sepeona *sp?* or I can go and give them warnings and if they don’t have rabbies shots, then I can give a ticket. I was like “ok, I don’t know how far my mom wants to take this so you can give them warnings.” I tell him what houses and he drives off. I then call my mom and tell her whats happened. While I was on the phone with her, I had the mind to go to the end of the driveway and make sure he went to the right house. I watched him back up to the right house and then I hightailed it inside.
Bout 10min later, he came back. He told me that he spoke to the people and the hooker wasn’t home *dat heffa was home* and the other man said he spoke with me *I ain’t neva seent him a day in my life*. So incredibly long story short: they got warnings and we have to keep our dog inside for the remainder of her life.
To protect and serve..bulls***!
Serenity
