*shakin head* My momma set me up!
*shakin head vigorously*
I’m in the bathroom takin my twists further apart. Hair is all ova my head.
The doorbell rings *ding dong*
I’m like ohhh heck. My head is a hot mess with a side of ooooh weeeee, but what’s a girl to do! Somebody’s at the door.
Thank God I was still dressed!
I shuffle to the door in my slippers and its animal control.
Did my momma mention this when I talked to her earlier….no.
WHY was the animal control officer fine as all outdoors! Fine ya’ll. Nice brown skinned man. *sigh*
Picture this. Hair all over my head. Scarf wrapped around my neck *forgot to take it off when I got home* Gray shirt, blue jeans and some beat up slippers with a clorox stain. Oh and did I mention I’d had some GARLIC croutons earlier. Jesus wept!
I said as few words as possible and kept a hand in one side of my hair…you know, tryin to play it off! I know I looked crazy answering the door with a scarf around my neck! Oh well.
It just wasn’t right! *shakin head* Jesus wept!
Serenity
