I have a bone to pick!
Does anyone have a person who only calls when they need something? *raising my hand to the SKY*
Ya’ll I got a ‘needy’ person on my hands. A person who thinks they can manipulate me into doing whatever they say.
Jokes on you homie. Jokes on you.
So I got this friend I’ve known since 8th grade. He was a little different in high school but I don’t discriminate. Different people make the world go ’round *hugging a puppy and feeding the hongry* Anyway, I’ve recently discovered that not only is he manipulative…he’s bi…that’s whole nutha post. To sum it up “don’t be greedy…pick a side”. Anywho, his sexual orientation is purely up to him. The only time it comes into play is when he catches his “diva-tude” and thinks I’m not catchin on. Pssst, did I mention he doesn’t know, that I know, he’s bi….umm it’s sooo obvious. EveryTIME he catches a diva-tude, I want go “lookie here queen, us females invented the diva-tude, don’t make me jump B**** on you!”. But I can’t cause he thinks I’m blind to his effiminent ways. Where was I going with this??? Oh yes.
He called me night before last and told me that he needed me to download some songs and email them to him because he has a persentation the NEXT DAY. Firstly, I was being visted by Aunt Flow and that is NOT the time to be askin favors. Secondly, I’m always WIPED OUT, the first day of visitation and I was lookin like a zombie. Thirdly, he started with “I need a favor”…umm can I get a “hello, how are you?”..clearly not. So at first I agreed and asked when he needed this. He comes with some “oh, I need it by tonight”…da hell. I got off the phone with him and was mad. Same ole friend…when will he learn. Then I stepped back and thought about it. I said Serenity “why are you doing this, if you’re just going to be mad the whole time. You’d come out better if you just called him back and told him NO. You have no obligation to him.” And that’s exactly what I did.
Moving forward to today:
My phone goes off in class *thank baby Jesus for vibrate* and it’s him. Im like, what does HE want. I get out of class and call him back and he answers the phone with a *I’m trying to control my voice so that you don’t detect my attitude* voice. Didn’t work.
Me: Hey
Him: Hey *flat voice*
Me: What’s up
Him: Oh I got your message yesterday and I’m so over that but anyway {put an emphasis on SO and ANYWAY for the complete feel…does YOUR gaydar go off?}
Me: *lookin at the phone like ‘oh no he did NOT just go there*
Him: Do you still buy MARTA cards for your stepsister *****see below****
Me: Yes
Him: Ok. Well then. Peace
Me: Bye
****students get a good discount on MARTA cards but are only allowed to purchase ONE per semester****
NO DA HELL he did NOT just voice his annoyance at me not doing something he wanted, AND THEN ASK ME FOR A FAVOR , in a round about way.
He is cut off. *waving goodbye* Some people, I swear.
Serenity
